diff --git a/scripts/pack.sh b/scripts/pack.sh
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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+set -e
+
+if test ! -e "rbinstall/main.py"; then
+    echo "Run this in the root of the rbinstall tree."
+    exit 1
+fi
+
+rm -rf dist
+
+python3 -m build .
+
+RBINSTALL_FILENAME=$(basename "$(find dist -name 'rbinstall*.whl')")
+INSTALLER_PAYLOAD=$(base64 < "dist/$RBINSTALL_FILENAME")
+
+cat scripts/templates/bootstrap.py > dist/rbinstall.py
+
+echo "
+rbinstall_whl_filename = '${RBINSTALL_FILENAME}'
+
+def get_installer_data():
+    return b'''${INSTALLER_PAYLOAD}'''
+
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+    main()
+" >> dist/rbinstall.py
diff --git a/scripts/templates/bootstrap.py b/scripts/templates/bootstrap.py
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index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7be6c3e915b02d13d51a1c3e2721b136ab141dfc
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+++ b/scripts/templates/bootstrap.py
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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+#
+# NOTE: This file must be syntactically-compatible with Python 3.6.
+#
+# First we'll safeguard against running this as a bash script.
+''':'
+echo This cannot be run as a shell script. Please run this with the >&2
+echo version of Python that you want to use with Review Board. For example: >&2
+echo >&2
+echo 'curl https://install.reviewboard.org | python3.11' >&2
+exit 1
+#'''
+
+import atexit
+import base64
+import os
+import shutil
+import subprocess
+import sys
+import tempfile
+import venv
+
+
+def main():
+    if sys.version_info < (3, 7):
+        sys.stderr.write(
+            'The Review Board installer requires Python 3.7 or higher.\n'
+            '\n'
+            'You may need to upgrade your Linux distribution, install in '
+            'a virtual machine\n'
+            'or container, or install a newer version of Python.\n'
+            '\n'
+            'Please see the Review Board documentation for guidance:\n'
+            '\n'
+            'https://www.reviewboard.org/docs/manual/latest/admin/'
+            'installation/rbinstall/\n'
+        )
+        sys.exit(1)
+
+    tmp_path = tempfile.mkdtemp(prefix='rbinstall-')
+    atexit.register(lambda: shutil.rmtree(tmp_path))
+
+    venv_path = os.path.join(tmp_path, 'venv')
+    rbinstall_path = os.path.join(tmp_path, rbinstall_whl_filename)
+    python_path = os.path.join(venv_path, 'bin', 'python')
+
+    print('Preparing the Review Board installer... ',
+          end='',
+          flush=True)
+    venv.create(venv_path, with_pip=True)
+
+    with open(rbinstall_path, 'wb') as fp:
+        fp.write(base64.b64decode(get_installer_data()))
+
+    subprocess.run(
+        [python_path, '-m', 'pip', 'install', '-q', rbinstall_path],
+        check=True)
+
+    print('done')
+    print()
+
+    # TODO: Env-based args? RBINSTALL_EXPERT or stuff?
+    try:
+        subprocess.run(
+            [
+                os.path.join(venv_path, 'bin', 'rbinstall'),
+            ] + sys.argv[1:],
+            env=dict(
+                os.environ,
+                RBINSTALL_FORCE_SYSTEM_PYTHON_EXE=sys.executable,
+            ),
+            check=True)
+    except subprocess.CalledProcessError as e:
+        sys.exit(e.returncode)